GROSSER

We started bubbling up during the 2014 Calgary flood after Martini Belch found some yuppie's fancy amp in the garbage. With all the assholes in our neighbourhood conveniently evacuated and generators easy to find we started squelching out songs about nightmare eterna-sprawl and getting high in parking lots. We played our first show immediately after somebody asked us to, and have been tolerated in many illustrious party houses across the city. After stealing Ev's parents' cassette collection and finding a tape degausser we began releasing our zeitgeist-tapping scene defining statement 'PARIS GREEN' which are constructed based on demand, which has of course been stunning. We plan to make our swan song in Montreal where Connor Crash promises to swallow an entire La Creuset cutlery set.