Danielle Stewart

Born and raised in Newton, Ma, to a struggling artist mother and a street musician father, it seemed only natural for Danielle to have spent the greater part of her life smoking, drinking and having inappropriate sexual encounters. But when drunken sex with strangers became boring and therapy became expensive, Danielle turned to stand-up comedy to work out her issues with men, marriage and personal relationships.

Danielle performs live regularly all over southern California. She has opened for headlining comedians Chelsea Handler, Greg Fitzsimmons, Kyle Dunnigan and Jimmy Shubert, and she just finished performing at the 2008 Boston Comedy Festival. Danielle recently made her Television debut on CHELSEA LATELY on E!

Danielle is a weekly contributor to the “Style Slip-Ups” section of Life & Style Magazine and Comedyworld.com. She is also a member Acme Comedy Theatre’s X-Ray Improv Company in Los Angeles.

In 2006, Danielle began building an online fan base as the co-host of 1 Track Mind (www.1trackmind.com), a popular podcast about sex, dating and pop-culture. She has a new show for the internet that is currently in development, intended to launch in early 2009.

Danielle resides alone in a one-bedroom apartment in Los Angeles, but she isn’t trying to brag. She encourages you to come out and see her live and assures you that her sexually explicit one-liners are sure to make you feel closer to the God of your understanding.