Cafeteria Dance Fever
Portland, Oregon, United States
Music
The best kept secret in music
Press
This band has no press
Discography
Still working on that hot first release.
Photos
Feeling a bit camera shy
Bio
Cafeteria Dance Fever is:
Cain: gtr, vox
Sacia: drm, vox
Tim: bs
Mark: gtr
The story so far:
Portland, Oregon, 2005: Cafeteria Dance Fever begins a reign of terror and rain of pus which has been entertaining and bewildering music consumers on the West Coast and
across Europe ever since (with some inexplicable lacunae). We the people or people-oids of Cafeteria Dance Fever throw ourselves into a unique muscial cesspool of our own making, guaranteed to turn ordinary, law-abiding concert-goers into endocrine-engorged orangutans in about 1 minute or your money back. Our songs, a mind-gnawing admixture of punk noise and pop noise, are like a sneeze: quick, snotty and infectious. Cafeteria Dance Fever comprises four medical professionals (ER doc, nurse, paramedic, and suture factory drone); we're the only band that will rip your face off with our bubblegum-snot fury, and then sew it back on!!!
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